AI naming, roasted

  • NovaTAKEN
  • NexusTRADEMARKED
  • ZenithTAKEN
  • SiftaroCRINGE

Every name a generator hands you is already taken, trademarked, or embarrassing.

So we built the filter.

240 candidates in. 96% killed on real checks. The survivors emailed in 24 hours.

Start my study $9

5 to 10 names you can register, or a full refund.

Why the robot always fails

The good names went years ago.

0%

of what a model suggests dies on availability, price, trademark, or a cold read.

240→231 killed→9 live

Real screens: RDAP, true 5-year renewal, trademark headroom, live web collision.

0%

of the 1,000 most common English words are already trademarks.USPTO records

.ai ×2yr

.ai forces a 2-year minimum. Teaser prices hide the bill. We quote it.

What lands in your inbox

A study, not a list.

  • 015 to 10 registrable namesEach with its true 5-year cost, not the teaser price.
  • 02A cold-read resultDoes a stranger get it on first hearing? We test.
  • 03Origin story + handle and trademark checkNot legal clearance, but a real headroom read.
  • 04The graveyard231 rejects with the reason each one died.
two-stage
The $9 pass overrules the cheap screen.

A batch screen filters first. After you pay, the expensive per-name confirm runs and re-checks every survivor. Like none of them? One free rerun with your notes.

Before you ask

Three quick ones.

Is this just a ChatGPT list?+

No. Every name is checked against live registration, true renewal price, trademark headroom, and a cold reader before it reaches you.

What do I hand over?+

A short intake: your product, audience, stage, TLD preferences, banned words, and the email where we send the study.

How long does it take?+

Results by email within 24 hours. Need it same-day? Rush is +$9.

Stop naming things that are taken.

Start my study $9

Registrable at the quoted price, or your money back.

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